I have so many tiny dicked losers that call me up wanting me to help them get their dicks bigger, it would be comical if it wasn’t just so damn pathetic! :giggle: They have tried every contraption known to mankind, and nothing has worked for them… well guess, what that’s because they don’t work!! I know you see commercials for penis pumps, tablets, vitamins, etc. that all claim to make your penis bigger, but if all you have to begin with is four lousy inches, don’t expect that it’s going to make you miraculously get a nice nine inch cock! They just don’t work like that. In fact, I’m not even sure that a surgical procedure could add a whole five inches to a tiny pathetic prick.
Such seems to be the case for my other favorite Princess, Lilah. I was reading her blog today and noticed that she recently had a call with a tiny dicked loser who was bragging in our free adult chat that these pills he was taking had made his little dick bigger. He even sent Princess Lilah photos to show his ‘before’ and ‘after’ shots… although if you head over to Princess Lilah’s blog, you will see that she didn’t fall for his bullshit and totally called him out on it! :giggle: She even posted the photos there for the entire world to see.
So if you already have a pathetic small dick, don’t bother with the pills and other junk. They aren’t going to help you at all. Use that money instead to call your phone sex Mistress and let me play with your little prick. I guarantee it’s a lot more fuN! :giggle:
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