Here is another funny from your femdom Mistress, for your enjoyment! Let me know if you enjoy these kind of jokes, and if you retell them to your friends, I want to hear all about how they enjoyed it too!
A man with a twenty five inch penis goes to the doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too large. (don’t some of you small dicked losers wish you had that problem? :giggle: ) “Doctor,” he asks in total frustration, “is there any way you can shorten it?”
The doctor replies, “Medically, son, there is nothing that I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.”
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. “Witch, my penis is twenty five inches long and I can’t get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?”
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter.”
The man’s face lights up and he dashes off into the forest.
Finding the frog, he says, “Will you marry me?”
The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, “No.”
The man looks down and suddenly his penis is five inches shorter! “Wow!” he screams out loud. “This is great! but it’s still at twenty inches, so I’ll ask the frog to marry me again.”
“frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouts.
The frog rolls it’s eyes in it’s head and screams back, “No!”
The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down and it’s another five inches shorter.
The man laughs. “This is fantastic!” He looks down at his penis again… fifteen inches long, and reflects for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster… just a little less and it would be ideal.
Grinning, he looks across the pond and says, “Frog, will you marry me?”
The frog looks back across the pond shaking it’s head. “How many damn times do I have to tell you? No, no and for the last time, NO!”
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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