I really do love being a femdom Mistress. And, I love being a woman. I know that most men think that they have it made and that we women should worship the ground they walk on, as if we were the weaker sex, but any man who has ever had a woman make him cum knows the difference. Sure, you can masturbate if you want, but does that really take the place of pussy? I don’t think so! :giggle: Anyway here is a list of some of the reasons that guys think it’s better to be a guy. I don’t agree with most of these, as you might can guess!
Great reasons to be a guy:
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. (My ass has never been a factor.. only a benefit :giggle: )
Your orgasms are real. Always. (So are mine. Men aren’t worth enough to fake it. If you aren’t doing the job right, I’m not going to fake an orgasm to make you feel better!!)
Your last name stays put. (IF I were ever dumb enough to get married, I would keep my last name!)
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. (neither do I, I would make him shave it!)
Chocolate is just another snack. (Blasphemy! :giggle: )
Car mechanics don’t lie to you. (and they better not lie to me, either!)
You don’t give a rats ass if someone notices your new hair cut. (everyone always notices when I get mine cut!)
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area (I know they are talking about bikini waxes here, but I guarantee you I have made men pour hot wax on their cock and balls before!)
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