Now as a phone sex Mistress, I know that a lot of my horny stroker sluts have tried every opportunity to win over a woman to have in their bed, but for some reason they just aren’t able to close the deal. Many times it is because they have a small dick, or they’re just plain losers, but often it’s the approach. As an attractive woman, I have heard some of the most lame pick up lines ever… so here is a little list for you of pick up lines that you should never use… unless you want to go home alone! :giggle:
The word of the day is ‘legs’. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
Baby, I’d run a mile for your vertical smile.
I’ve got the F, C and K. All I need is U.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
So do you wanna see something really swell?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?
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