I know that a lot of my boys are chronic masturbators, and they all admit it freely. And as a femdom Mistress, I love to do a little tease and denial to help them take control over their cocks and not stroke it so much. But it does feel good, so sometimes this takes a lot more than just willpower or practice. Sex is to be enjoyed… here’s a little funny something that I thought was hilarious and definitely gave me some humiliation ideas!
Three married couples, aged 20, 30 and 40 years old, wish to join the Orthodox Church of Sexual Repression. Near the end of the interview, the priest informs them that before they can be accepted they will have to pass one small test. They will have to abstain from all sex for one month. They all agree to try.
A month later, they are having their final interview with the cleric. He asks the 40 year old couple how it went.
“Well, it wasn’t too hard. I spent a lot of time in the workshop and my partner has a garden, so we had plenty of other things to do. We did ok,” the husband says.
“Very good, my children,” the priest replies. “You are welcome in the Church.”
“And how well did you manage?” he asks the 30 year old couple.
“It was pretty difficult,” the husband answers. “We thought about it all the time. We had to sleep in different beds and we prayed a lot. But we were celibate for the entire month.”
“Very good, my children, you also are welcome in the Church. And how did you do?” he asked the 20 year old couple.
“Not too good, I’m afraid, Father. We did OK for the first week,” the man says sheepishly. “By the second week, we were going crazy with lust. Then one day during the third week, my wife dropped a head of lettuce, and when she bent over to pick it up, I weakened and took her right there.”
“I’m sorry, my son, you are not welcome in the Church,” the cleric told him.
“Yeah, and we’re not too welcome in the Safeway supermarket anymore, either.” said the husband.
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