Your femdom Mistress gets a lot of small dicked losers who call me and want to have me make fun of their pathetic little pricks. I couldn’t help but to think of them when I heard this next one… it also goes to show that even when you get what you want, if you aren’t specific about it, it may not quite be what you had in mind… which can apply to so many things in life! :giggle:
A newly married couple move into a house and the wife notices a mirror hanging up on the wall. She goes up to it and says ‘Mirror mirror on the wall, what part of my body does my husband like most of all?”
And the mirror replies, “Your tits.”
She then says, “Mirror mirror on the wall, give me size forty four!” And presto! She gets really big tits. Excitedly, she rushes downstairs to show her husband, who is amazed upon seeing her. HE asks her what happened, and she tells him about the mirror.
The husband rushes upstairs to the mirror and says, “Mirror mirror on the wall, what part of my body does my wife like most of all?”
The mirror replies, “Your dick.”
Excitedly, the husband requests, “Mirror mirror on the wall, make my dick touch the floor.”
So his legs fall off.
:giggle: Now I really don’t believe that is what the husband had in mind, do you? :giggle: I mean, how many of you small dicked losers would like to get a wish like that granted for you? Not the leg falling off part, but the dick touching the floor part… I guess you should practice now what you would wish for, should you ever have the opportunity! :giggle:
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