Many of my blog readers and phone sex pets know that your femdom Princess is also known as Priestess of the Penis. Now I realize that some who are very religious may take offense to that, but since I’m not particularly religious (or at all, really!) I find it to be very fitting. I am an ordained Reverend and I do say that I subscribe to the beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (RAmen!) but other than that, I’m not under any particular religious theology. But I did find this clip a bit amusing… because if there is a Goddess who created all, I’m sure this is how it happened! :giggle:
And God created Woman, and gave her three breasts. God spoke, saying to her, “I have created thee as I see fit. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?”
And Woman spoke, saying, “Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters. I need but two breasts.”
“Thou speakest wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom.” There was a crack of lightning and lingering odor of ozone, and it was done, and God stood holding the surplus breast in his hands.
“What are you going to do with that useless boob?” Woman asked.
And so it was, God created Man.
Yes, I’m absolutely certain that is how it happened… and of course, none of my phone sex pets or blog readers would dare to disagree with your femdom Mistress, now, would you? :giggle: I didn’t think so! The Priestess of the Penis has spoken!
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