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More reasons why women cuckold men

Princess Heather — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:34:30 +0000

One of my favorite types of phone sex calls are those who like to do sessions about cuckolding. I do love these, as I believe that all men who are not REAL men, meaning that they don’t have a big enough cock to please a woman, should be submissive to real men who do have big enough cocks to service and please women. I am the type of femdom that believes cuckolds should also fluff the cocks that are about to service their women. I love to see cuckolds suck cock for a dominant woman. I believe it is their place to do so! And not only that, but also take on many of the traditional roles that women are said to be suited for… such as cleaning, shopping, cooking, etc. Those are not tasks just for women any longer, and many cuckold men are perfect for those tasks.

I heard this little clip and thought it quite appropriate to explain why women need sometimes to cuckold a man…

The Five Secrets to a great relationship:

It is important to find a man who works around the house, occassionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.

It is important to find a man who is good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

It is important tha tthese four men never meet.

See there? That’s the perfect reason why cuckolding is great… it doesn’t matter if they all meet, because you’re the one doing the cuckolding! :giggle:

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Remember, you are not smarter than a femdom!

Princess Heather — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:26:00 +0000

I have a phone sex caller that likes to do sessions with me where he calls me up and at first tries to be dominant with me, but by the end of the call I have him sucking cock for me and being my little bitch. This next little clip reminded me of this fucking pathetic loser that likes to try to top from the bottom on your femdom Mistress. Of course, just like the guy in this next clip, my loser always realizes that there is no way he can get one over on your Princess. It will never happen!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There is nothing left, but fortunately we are both unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle back.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No thanks, I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

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Why men won’t listen to women, I will never understand

Princess Heather — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:18:20 +0000

Your phone sex Mistress always knows best. Now, I realize that when my stroking masturbators call me for a session, and they beg me to let them cum, and I say no, that they really don’t think that I have their best interest in mind, but I assure you that I certainly do. I know what is best for my strokers, just like this femdom knew what was best for these men in this next clip… learn from their mistakes! :giggle:

Three guys are having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free, in return for granting each of them a wish. One of the guys just doesn’t believe it, and says, ‘Ok, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.’

Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight. The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, “Triple my IQ.”

The mermaid says, “Done!” The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping scientists and mathematicians for years.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid, “Quintuple my IQ.”

The mermaid looks at him and says, “You know, I don’t usually try and change people’s minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you’d reconsider.”

The guy says, “Nope, I want you to increase my IQ times five, and if you don’t do it, I won’t set you free.”

“Please,” says the mermaid, “You don’t know what you’re asking. It’ll change your entire view on the universe, won’t you ask for something else? A million dollars, anything?”

But no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having his IQ increased by five times it’s usual power.

So the mermaid sighs and says, “Done!”

And he becomes a woman.

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Yes, it’s true, femdom women are smarter than men

Princess Heather — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:12:16 +0000

You know, I really do try to help out my stroker sluts and phone sex pets, but my help isn’t always enough to get them a woman. There is not much that I can do if you have a small dick, there really is no cure for that! :giggle: I did a post a few days ago with some pick up lines to never use, and I thought that I would do a few more here with possible come backs that you might hear from a femdom woman should you be dumb enough to try and use one of these on her. Now don’t be surprise and don’t say I didn’t warn you if you use these pick up lines and get dissed by the woman! I tried to tell you!

Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Maybe, I’m the receptionist at the VD clinic.

Man: Is that seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to your place and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at the bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah. Let’s pick up some chicks!

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: Hey baby what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

I dare you to go to the bar and try out any of those pick up lines with some women there. If you do, I would love to hear if they gave you the same replies that I did!

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Femdom women are everywhere, just look

Princess Heather — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:05:41 +0000

One of the things that I hear a lot of from my phone sex pets and blog readers is, Princess, why is it that I can’t find a femdom to take control of me in my ‘real’ life? Well I say that if you have to ask me that question, then you haven’t been paying attention where you are! Not that every woman is as dominant as your femdom Mistress, of course, but it isn’t really that difficult to find a woman who is assertive and would take control over that cock. Take these clips for example… they pretty much sum up most women I know!

He says: I dont k now why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She says: You wear boxers, don’t you?

He says: DO you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She says: Not at all honey. I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He says: This coffee isn’t fit for a pig!
She says: No problem, I’ll get you some that is.

He says: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She says: Well, you succeeded.

He says: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She says: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a mornon than he is blind.

He says: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
She says: Ok, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

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The real story, as it happened

Princess Heather — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:59:16 +0000

Many of my blog readers and phone sex pets know that your femdom Princess is also known as Priestess of the Penis. Now I realize that some who are very religious may take offense to that, but since I’m not particularly religious (or at all, really!) I find it to be very fitting. I am an ordained Reverend and I do say that I subscribe to the beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (RAmen!) but other than that, I’m not under any particular religious theology. But I did find this clip a bit amusing… because if there is a Goddess who created all, I’m sure this is how it happened! :giggle:

And God created Woman, and gave her three breasts. God spoke, saying to her, “I have created thee as I see fit. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?”

And Woman spoke, saying, “Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters. I need but two breasts.”

“Thou speakest wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom.” There was a crack of lightning and lingering odor of ozone, and it was done, and God stood holding the surplus breast in his hands.

“What are you going to do with that useless boob?” Woman asked.

And so it was, God created Man.

Yes, I’m absolutely certain that is how it happened… and of course, none of my phone sex pets or blog readers would dare to disagree with your femdom Mistress, now, would you? :giggle: I didn’t think so! The Priestess of the Penis has spoken!

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How to not win a Mistress

Princess Heather — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:53:41 +0000

Now as a phone sex Mistress, I know that a lot of my horny stroker sluts have tried every opportunity to win over a woman to have in their bed, but for some reason they just aren’t able to close the deal. Many times it is because they have a small dick, or they’re just plain losers, but often it’s the approach. As an attractive woman, I have heard some of the most lame pick up lines ever… so here is a little list for you of pick up lines that you should never use… unless you want to go home alone! :giggle:

The word of the day is ‘legs’. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
Baby, I’d run a mile for your vertical smile.
I’ve got the F, C and K. All I need is U.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
So do you wanna see something really swell?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?

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No good deed goes unpunished

Princess Heather — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:40:18 +0000

I am probably one of the nicests Mistresses you could ever have the pleasure of doing a phone sex session with. I am very sweet to my cock strokers and my pets, usually, and can have a very good sense of humor. But that doesn’t mean that I will allow my boys to walk all over me or take advantage of me, either, as many of them will tell you! I can also be very sweet and kind, but then turn on you at the last moment. “giggle” Now here is a cute little clip about the good hearted intent and how it sometimes doesn’t turn out like you hoped!

A couple is in bed sleeping when there is a rat-a-tat-tat- on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, it’s 3:30am. “I”m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. There’s a louder knock, so he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and a man is standing there on the doorstep. It doesn’t take him long to see that the man is drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“No, get lost! It’s 3:30 am and I was in bed!” the homeowner yells.

The man slams the door and goes back up to bed. He tells his wife what happened, and she says, “That wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick up the kids from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he had told us to get lost?”

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter. He needs our help and it would be the right thing to do to go and help him!” his wife protests.

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere, he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?”

And he hears a voice cry out, “Yes, please!”

“Where are you?” the husband asks.

“Over here, on the swing!”

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Understanding women really isn’t all that difficult

Princess Heather — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:40:09 +0000

As a femdom Mistress, I really dont’ see why it is that men seem to have such a problem with figuring out what it takes to make us happy. It’s not like we are some sort of creature from another planet or don’t make any sense. We really are very easy to please, it just takes you men getting your head out of your ass and stop thinking that the world revolves around you and your dick! Here are a few more tips to making your life with women more pleasurable…

Women do not want an honest answer to the question, “How do I look?”
PMS really stands for “Permissible Man Slaughter”, “Punish My Spouse” or “Putting up with Men’s Shit”
Men can never catch a woman checking out another man, but women will always catch men checking out other women.
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her friend for two weeks, and when returning home she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy, despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see women trampling over Brad Pitt to get to Danny Devito, do you?
And probably most importantly, size DOES matter. We don’t want an itty bitty penis. We want nice big cocks. And when you have a big cock, the important thing is learning how to USE it!!
Porn movies are NOT how real women enjoy sex! Ground and pound is not the way to make a woman happy! Learn it and remember it!

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Guys don’t have it so bad, really

Princess Heather — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:23:54 +0000

I really do love being a femdom Mistress. And, I love being a woman. I know that most men think that they have it made and that we women should worship the ground they walk on, as if we were the weaker sex, but any man who has ever had a woman make him cum knows the difference. Sure, you can masturbate if you want, but does that really take the place of pussy? I don’t think so! :giggle: Anyway here is a list of some of the reasons that guys think it’s better to be a guy. I don’t agree with most of these, as you might can guess!

Great reasons to be a guy:

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. (My ass has never been a factor.. only a benefit :giggle: )
Your orgasms are real. Always. (So are mine. Men aren’t worth enough to fake it. If you aren’t doing the job right, I’m not going to fake an orgasm to make you feel better!!)
Your last name stays put. (IF I were ever dumb enough to get married, I would keep my last name!)
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. (neither do I, I would make him shave it!)
Chocolate is just another snack. (Blasphemy! :giggle: )
Car mechanics don’t lie to you. (and they better not lie to me, either!)
You don’t give a rats ass if someone notices your new hair cut. (everyone always notices when I get mine cut!)
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area (I know they are talking about bikini waxes here, but I guarantee you I have made men pour hot wax on their cock and balls before!)

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