Never underestimate the deviance of a horny slut

I know that when men are horny, they can be talked into just about anything, even things that they never thought that they would do.  I also know that after they cum, sometimes they get to regretting the things that their cock made them do when they were horny… but thats part of being such [...]

Why men are easily controlled by femdom women

I have never had a problem or any trouble sinking my hooks into any man that I wanted.  They all seem to have one thing in common… they are all easily controlled by their cocks. :giggle: And a femdom Mistress like me recognizes this and uses it to her advantage.  Which is why your phone [...]

Is heaven a place on earth for phone sluts?

Two lovers are really into spiritualism and reincarnation.  They vow that if either dies, the one remaining will try to contact the partner in the other world exactly thirty days after the death.  Unfortunately, the young man dies in a car crash.  True to her word, his sweetheart tries to contact him in the spirit [...]

Sexy slut on beach is a cock tease

Blondie is sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. “Hello, sir,” she says. “Do you like movies?”

“Yes, I do,” he responds, then returns to his book.

Blondie persists, “do you like gardening?”

The man again looks up from his book.  “Yes, I [...]

Don’t talk with your mouth full!

Three sisters decide to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings.  As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolve to spend their honeymoon night at home.  Later that night, their mother can’t go to sleep, so she goes to the kitchen for [...]

Horny woman decides to fuck the mailman

It is George the mailman’s last day on the job. After thirty five years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrives at the first house on his route, he is greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulate him and send him on [...]

Extortion is fun, no matter what age

You know, your phone sex Mistress has a great sense of humor, so I thought that this next couple of weeks I would take some time to share some of my favorite non politically correct and inappropriate jokes with you.  I hope that you enjoy them! :giggle:

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her [...]

Femdom… it’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!

That’s right, I am what I am, and a femdom Princess is exactly what I am!  A lot of boys are surprised when they find out that I’m not just a phone sex Princess, but I’m actually a dominant woman every day, on or off the phone, and have been all my life. I do [...]

Interesting ways of stroking those cocks!

I have had the pleasure of doing some 2-Mistress calls with Empress Lauren, and she is a lot of fun! She’s got a very sexy voice and great imagination, too.  I was reading her blog today and came across her latest article, and in it she talks about how she was in a little bit of a [...]

It’s a Mistress Party for 09-09-09!

That’s right, the Mistresses of LDW Group are going to bring you a HOT and FUN party once again!  This time, we are going to celebrate next week on Wednesday… 09-09-09! It’s the only time in your lifetime that you will ever be around on this date, and what better way to celebrate it than [...]