Mistress Chat Line - brought to you by LDW Group » Humiliation http://www.mistresschatline.com 800-601-7764 (Must be 18+) Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:00:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The real story, as it happened http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/the-real-story-as-it-happened/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/the-real-story-as-it-happened/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:59:16 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=697 Many of my blog readers and phone sex pets know that your femdom Princess is also known as Priestess of the Penis. Now I realize that some who are very religious may take offense to that, but since I’m not particularly religious (or at all, really!) I find it to be very fitting. I am [...]]]> Many of my blog readers and phone sex pets know that your femdom Princess is also known as Priestess of the Penis. Now I realize that some who are very religious may take offense to that, but since I’m not particularly religious (or at all, really!) I find it to be very fitting. I am an ordained Reverend and I do say that I subscribe to the beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (RAmen!) but other than that, I’m not under any particular religious theology. But I did find this clip a bit amusing… because if there is a Goddess who created all, I’m sure this is how it happened! :giggle:

And God created Woman, and gave her three breasts. God spoke, saying to her, “I have created thee as I see fit. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?”

And Woman spoke, saying, “Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters. I need but two breasts.”

“Thou speakest wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom.”  There was a crack of lightning and lingering odor of ozone, and it was done, and God stood holding the surplus breast in his hands.

“What are you going to do with that useless boob?” Woman asked.

And so it was, God created Man.

Yes, I’m absolutely certain that is how it happened… and of course, none of my phone sex pets or blog readers would dare to disagree with your femdom Mistress, now, would you? :giggle: I didn’t think so! The Priestess of the Penis has spoken!

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/the-real-story-as-it-happened/feed/ 0 How to not win a Mistress http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/how-to-not-win-a-mistress/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/how-to-not-win-a-mistress/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:53:41 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=695 Now as a phone sex Mistress, I know that a lot of my horny stroker sluts have tried every opportunity to win over a woman to have in their bed, but for some reason they just aren’t able to close the deal. Many times it is because they have a small dick, or they’re just [...]]]> Now as a phone sex Mistress, I know that a lot of my horny stroker sluts have tried every opportunity to win over a woman to have in their bed, but for some reason they just aren’t able to close the deal. Many times it is because they have a small dick, or they’re just plain losers, but often it’s the approach. As an attractive woman, I have heard some of the most lame pick up lines ever… so here is a little list for you of pick up lines that you should never use… unless you want to go home alone! :giggle:

The word of the day is ‘legs’. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
Baby, I’d run a mile for your vertical smile.
I’ve got the F, C and K.  All I need is U.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
So do you wanna see something really swell?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/how-to-not-win-a-mistress/feed/ 0 Caught in the act with masturbation http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/caught-in-the-act-with-masturbation/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/caught-in-the-act-with-masturbation/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:18:00 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=654 Time after time, night after night, Tom just can’t last long while having sex with his wife.  He feels horrible. He feels like he is disappointing her.  She constantly reassures him, saying “Honey dont’ worry about it, it’s alright.”  But he decides that he is going to do whatever he can to remedy the problem. [...]]]>

Time after time, night after night, Tom just can’t last long while having sex with his wife.  He feels horrible. He feels like he is disappointing her.  She constantly reassures him, saying “Honey dont’ worry about it, it’s alright.”  But he decides that he is going to do whatever he can to remedy the problem. After a day or two of thought, Tom decides to ask his doctor.  The doctor looks at him and says, “Believe it or not, it’s not an uncommon problem. Have you ever tried masturbating before you have sex with your wife?”

Tom replies, “No.”  “Well,” the doctor continues, “if you do, it will take you longer to cum when you are having sex with your wife.”  Tom smiles and says,  “Thanks doc, I’ll give it a try!”

The next day, while Tom is at work, he receives a call from his wife.  She warns him that she’s extremely horny, and that she’s going to attack him the moment that he walks through the door.  This gets him excited, but then he realizes that if she attacks him when he walks through the door, he won’t be able to try out the doctor’s suggestion.  Tom tries to think of somewhere he can go to try his new technique.

He can’t do it at his desk… the mailroom is too risky and so is the toilet.  He decides he will just pull over on his way home, get under his truck and act like he’s working on it. Nobody will know.

Tom leaves work and gets about halfway home before he decides he’s found just as good a place as any to do what he must do. He pulls over, gets under his truck, and starts masturbating… eyes closed, imagining that it’s his wife giving him a hand job.  After a few minutes, he feels someone hit him on the leg. Startled, Tom yells out, “What? Who’s there?”

A reply comes sharply, “I’m a sheriff… mind if I ask what you’re doing?”

Tom has to think fast.  “It appears I have an oil leak or something… I’m just checking it out.”

The sheriff replies, “Oh, ok, well you might also want to check your parking brake while you’re down there. Your truck rolled down the hill about five minutes ago.”

I  know that some of my stroker sluts would love to be caught masturbating like that! :giggle:

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For More Mistress Phone Sex Sessions Visit Please Your Mistress ]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/caught-in-the-act-with-masturbation/feed/ 0 Extortion is fun, no matter what age http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/extortion-is-fun-no-matter-what-age/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/extortion-is-fun-no-matter-what-age/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:51:11 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=647 You know, your phone sex Mistress has a great sense of humor, so I thought that this next couple of weeks I would take some time to share some of my favorite non politically correct and inappropriate jokes with you.  I hope that you enjoy them! :giggle:

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her [...]]]>

You know, your phone sex Mistress has a great sense of humor, so I thought that this next couple of weeks I would take some time to share some of my favorite non politically correct and inappropriate jokes with you.  I hope that you enjoy them! :giggle:

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and, thinking it is her husband, puts her lover in the closet as well.  Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it is,” the man replies.

“You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy asks.

“No thanks,” the man replies.

“I think you do want to buy a baseball,” the little extortionist continues.

“Ok, how much?” the man replies after considering the position he’s in.

“Twenty five dollars,” the little boy says.

“Twenty five dollars?!” the man repeats, but complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy.

“It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” the little boy starts off.

“Yes, it is,” the man replies.

“Wanna buy a baseball glove?” the little boy asks.

“Ok, how much?” the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.

“Fifty dollars,” the little boy replies, and the transaction is completed.

“The next weekend, the little boy’s father says, “Hey son. Go get your ball and glove and we’ll play some catch.”

“I can’t. I sold them,” said the little boy.

“How much did you get for them?” asks the father, expecting the trade to be in lizards and candy.

“Seventy five dollars,” the little boy replies.

“Seventy five dollars?! That’s thievery! I’m taking you to church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,” the father explains as he hauls his son down to the church.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional and draws the curtain, sits down and says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”

“Don’t you start that shit in here,” says the priest.

Did you enjoy this joke from your favorite femdom Mistress? :giggle:  Give me a call and tell me your funniest or kinkiest joke!

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For More Mistress Phone Sex Sessions Visit Please Your Mistress ]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/10/extortion-is-fun-no-matter-what-age/feed/ 0 Teasing cocks and financial domination… what a pair! http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/595/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/595/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:05:15 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/595/ I have to tell you, I have had the most fun this week hanging out on two Mistress phone sex calls with Princess Lilah, I wish every week could be like this one! :giggle:  We have really been having our days and nights full this past few days with our whiny little stroker slut frankie.  [...]]]> I have to tell you, I have had the most fun this week hanging out on two Mistress phone sex calls with Princess Lilah, I wish every week could be like this one! :giggle:  We have really been having our days and nights full this past few days with our whiny little stroker slut frankie.  He has been really addicted this last week and is just about to totally lose his mind, I think! That is, if his poor little pee pee doesn’t fall off first! :giggle:  I will have to tell you more about exactly what we have done to poor frankie in my main blog over at www.TeaseChat.com , so check it out if you want all of the details.

Then today Princess Lilah had another one of her little piggies call her, and it was in celebration of his birthday.  She got me on the line with them, and we had a really good time getting him to give US the gifts for his birthday instead… a very nice big tribute for each of us! :giggle:  I think that is the way all birthdays should be celebrated… you giving a gift to your femdom Mistress instead of the other way around.  I mean, after all, don’t we give and give and give to you every day of the year? :giggle: Of course we do! And on your birthday we deserve to be treated extra special… spoiled even more than you normally spoil us.

I can’t tell you enough how much fun it is to do a two Mistress call with two femdom Princesses like myself and Princess Lilah.  It’s really something that you just have to experience for yourself.  You know you want to… pick up the phone!!

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/595/feed/ 0 Slaves for your femdom Mistress http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/slaves-for-your-femdom-mistress/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/slaves-for-your-femdom-mistress/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:03:17 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=546 I often get asked by my blog readers and phone sex pets if your femdom Mistress has slaves in ‘real life’.  I don’t think that this is such an unusual question, really… and it doesn’t surprise me that my pets would like to know about my personal slaves. :giggle:

Yes, your femdom Mistress does have slaves [...]]]> I often get asked by my blog readers and phone sex pets if your femdom Mistress has slaves in ‘real life’.  I don’t think that this is such an unusual question, really… and it doesn’t surprise me that my pets would like to know about my personal slaves. :giggle:

Yes, your femdom Mistress does have slaves in real life, and offline life as well.  I enjoy being spoiled by my slaves, and having them take care of things for me that I need taken care of.  This could include pretty much anything… from yard work, to general maintenance around the house… some of my slaves are mechanics so I usually can get my car fixed if anything goes wrong.  They will do tune ups for me, take my car for new tires (and pay for them!), wash and wax it, whatever I need.   They will clean my house clean my gutters, walk my dogs and pick up dog poop.  All of this because they have submitted themselves to me.

And what do they get in return for all of this?  Well sometimes they are very lucky and get me to fuck them in the ass with my strapon.  Sometimes, if they are really really fortunate, they may get the pleasure of hearing me and a real man fucking in my bedroom, and I may call them in afterwards to do some clean up.  :giggle:

Whatever their status, they serve me, and they enjoy serving me to the utmost.  It is good to be the Princess, and have slaves for pets!

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/slaves-for-your-femdom-mistress/feed/ 0 Forced bisexuality is a favorite of your femdom Mistress http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/forced-bisexuality-is-a-favorite-of-your-femdom-mistress/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/forced-bisexuality-is-a-favorite-of-your-femdom-mistress/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:34:41 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=537 I love to make boys suck cock.  I’m not going to lie about it or try to deny it… why should I?  I’m a femdom Princess and what I want, I definitely get. If  a boy decides to put himself in my presence or even hint that he wants to serve me in any way, [...]]]> I love to make boys suck cock.  I’m not going to lie about it or try to deny it… why should I?  I’m a femdom Princess and what I want, I definitely get. If  a boy decides to put himself in my presence or even hint that he wants to serve me in any way, then he should be prepared to do whatever it is that pleases me, regardless of his own ideas of what is hot or erotic. 

And the thing is, I usually can tell who the closet bisexuals are.  Even if they really do not want to admit it themselves, I can usually tell who out there is just aching to suck a dick.  And sometimes, they just need that little extra push from a dominant woman such as myself to make them do it…  hell, to blame it on, for that  matter.  You see, if I ‘force’ them to suck a big cock for me, then it isn’t really their fault… they aren’t gay, I made them do it.  The funny thing about that is… do you really think that if a guy didn’t want to suck a cock for me, that I could force him to do it physically with my whole 115 pound 5’4″ frame? :giggle:  They want to do it because secretly they can’t stop thinking about what it must be like to have their mouth on a hard cock!

I love to do bisexual phone sex fantasies… either forced or voluntary.  It doesn’t really matter to me… as long as your slut mouth is on a hot cock, we’re good to go! :giggle:

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/forced-bisexuality-is-a-favorite-of-your-femdom-mistress/feed/ 0 When your phone sex Mistress takes it to the extreme http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/when-your-phone-sex-mistress-takes-it-to-the-extreme/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/when-your-phone-sex-mistress-takes-it-to-the-extreme/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:12:49 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=531 My goodness! I was reading over Mistress Alexis’ blog today and I must say that I am really intrigued by one of her latest blog posts!  I knew that Mistress Alexis was bisexual, but I guess I had no idea the extent to which she was so kinky!:giggle:

In her latest blog post, Mistress Alexis talks [...]]]> My goodness! I was reading over Mistress Alexis’ blog today and I must say that I am really intrigued by one of her latest blog posts!  I knew that Mistress Alexis was bisexual, but I guess I had no idea the extent to which she was so kinky!:giggle:

In her latest blog post, Mistress Alexis talks about her search in finding the perfect huge dildo (which I am on a quest for myself… although I will say that I am really enjoying my 14″ Doc Johnson Crystal Jelly Dong Dildo… mmmmm talk about NICE! :giggle: ).  She also mentions looking for bigger strap-on cocks to fuck her sissy boys and sluts with… another thing that her and I happen to have in common! :giggle:   But then, she totally blew me away by talking about how she used to fist her girlfriend’s tight little ass… and how she could get BOTH fists in there at the same time!  Can you imagine!?

Now, your phone sex Princess doesn’t do much fisting… in fact, really, not at all… but I must say that the idea of Mistress Alexis having both of her pretty fists in another woman’s tight ass has got me quite interested.   I myself enjoy having a real man fuck me with his cock in my ass… but I’m not sure if I want to take a huge fist… or a small fist, for that matter! :giggle:   I am into pleasure for myself when it comes to sex… I’m certainly not big into having anyone inflict pain on me.

Now, me inflicting pain on a slut? That’s a whole other story entirely! :giggle:

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/when-your-phone-sex-mistress-takes-it-to-the-extreme/feed/ 0 Mistresses make the best friends ever! http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/mistresses-make-the-best-friends-ever/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/mistresses-make-the-best-friends-ever/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:53:17 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=496 I know that my phone sex pets and my blog readers probably have been aware of how much I adore my fellow Mistresses, but just in case it isn’t obvious, I thought I would let you all know what a great group of ladies I have the pleasure of teasing your cocks with.

Doing phone sex [...]]]> I know that my phone sex pets and my blog readers probably have been aware of how much I adore my fellow Mistresses, but just in case it isn’t obvious, I thought I would let you all know what a great group of ladies I have the pleasure of teasing your cocks with.

Doing phone sex calls with two (or more!) Mistresses is always so much fun…. not just for the caller, but for us Mistresses as well!   We love being able to play with each other and share a horny stroker slut or a pretty slutty sissy together, making them do all sorts of kinky things and bouncing ideas off of each other.  Not to mention the fact that I am bisexual, so I find all of my Mistress friends incredibly hot and love to play with them in kinky role plays!

Then you have the chat room, where it is always so much fun to hang out with these wild, spirited women and play with the chat room sluts that come in there  for some free adult chat.  I love seeing what new things they have their pets doing from their calls, playing games with them and the chatters, and just finding out what sort of kinky things they have going on in their femdom lives.  What better way for our pets to get to know us than in a relaxed chat setting?  If you haven’t been by there, you are really missing out!

If you want to hang out with some really fabulous dominant women, then do a 2 Mistress call or come hang out with us in the free internet chat room… you never know when your phone sex Princess might be there!

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]]> http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/mistresses-make-the-best-friends-ever/feed/ 0 Sissy alanis graduates to chastity for your Mistress, part 20 http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/sissy-alanis-graduates-to-chastity-for-your-mistress-part-20/ http://www.mistresschatline.com/2009/08/sissy-alanis-graduates-to-chastity-for-your-mistress-part-20/#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:45:59 +0000 Princess Heather http://www.mistresschatline.com/?p=494 This is the last  part of the self-written chastity story by my sissy girl alanis.  She has recently been put into chastity and I asked her to write a bit about her experience as my chastity slave and what her training has been like thus far in the two years we have worked together.  If you [...]]]> This is the last  part of the self-written chastity story by my sissy girl alanis.  She has recently been put into chastity and I asked her to write a bit about her experience as my chastity slave and what her training has been like thus far in the two years we have worked together.  If you would like to read this story from the beginning, click here for the first part. And, if you would like to have a hot and sexy phone sex fantasy like this, or some sissy training of your own, then give me a call for your own personal private session!

i am now wearing panties 24/7 and bras when i am at home. i wear lipstick
and, when i’m dressed casually, i’m wearing women’s clothes. When i put on a
fresh pair of panties in the morning, i make sure they match my outfit. i
smooth them out so that i don’t have panty lines and am always judging
whether i look good in them. i feel sexy for the first time in 20 years. i
have an attachment on my body that is under lock and key. Princess Heather
owns me mind, body and soul. And i couldn’t be happier. i love You, Princess
Heather.

Awwww, well I must admit that I am quite fond of my submissive sissy alanis as well.  And as I have told her many times before, our journey is not anywhere near being over, it has really just begun.  I look forward to taking her places that she has never gone before when it comes to her kinky, sissy self.  And if you would like a little taste of the fun alanis has had, then give me a call and let’s start your own journey.  You won’t regret it!
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