Your femdom Mistress gets a lot of small dicked losers who call me and want to have me make fun of their pathetic little pricks. I couldn’t help but to think of them when I heard this next one… it also goes to show that even when you get what you want, if you aren’t specific about [...]
Here is another funny from your femdom Mistress, for your enjoyment! Let me know if you enjoy these kind of jokes, and if you retell them to your friends, I want to hear all about how they enjoyed it too!
A man with a twenty five inch penis goes to the doctor to complain that he [...]
More and more, I am finding that my fellow dominant women love to tease men who have pathetic little dicks. I mean, I know that everyone realizes we would never fuck a pathetic little prick… why would we, since we don’t have to? :giggle: But I am not so sure that you all realize how [...]
Ahhh yes, the Small Penis Posse…. they have been in full force this week, and for some reason they have all corraled their cocklettes in to me! :giggle: I find it very amusing that such small dicklettes can cause such a big reaction to the loser that they are attached to… especially since they certainly [...]
I was chatting with a horny stroker slut in instant message today, and he asked me what kinds of phone sex sessions I enjoy doing, and I must say that one of my favorite types of phone sessions to do is a role play session with my kinky sluts. I like doing them because I [...]