Sometimes, you should be very specific with your wishes!

Your femdom Mistress gets a lot of small dicked losers who call me and want to have me make fun of their pathetic little pricks. I couldn’t help but to think of them when I heard this next one… it also goes to show that even when you get what you want, if you aren’t specific about [...]

Be careful what you ask for from a femdom!

Here is another funny from your femdom Mistress, for your enjoyment! Let me know if you enjoy these kind of jokes, and if you retell them to your friends, I want to hear all about how they enjoyed it too!

A man with a twenty five inch penis goes to the doctor to complain that he [...]

Mistresses love teasing little pathetic dicks

More and more, I am finding that my fellow dominant women love to tease men who have pathetic little dicks.  I mean, I know that everyone realizes we would never fuck a pathetic little prick… why would we, since we don’t have to? :giggle:  But I am not so sure that you all realize how [...]

More small dick fun with your femdom Mistress

Ahhh yes, the Small Penis Posse…. they have been in full force this week, and for some reason they have all corraled their cocklettes in to me! :giggle:    I find it very amusing that such small dicklettes can cause such a big reaction to the loser that they are attached to… especially since they certainly [...]

Role plays are fun for you and your femdom Mistress

I was chatting with a horny stroker slut in instant message today, and he asked me what kinds of phone sex sessions I enjoy doing, and I must say that one of my favorite types of phone sessions to do is a role play session with my kinky sluts.  I  like doing them because I [...]