Your femdom Mistress gets a lot of small dicked losers who call me and want to have me make fun of their pathetic little pricks. I couldn’t help but to think of them when I heard this next one… it also goes to show that even when you get what you want, if you aren’t specific about [...]
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You know, I find it funny that many times we use humor to tell about real life situations… and the next couple of ones that I have for you do just that! So a man and a woman are married, and one day the husband thinks he’s being funny and grabs his wife’s boobs as she’s [...] Here is another funny from your femdom Mistress, for your enjoyment! Let me know if you enjoy these kind of jokes, and if you retell them to your friends, I want to hear all about how they enjoyed it too! A man with a twenty five inch penis goes to the doctor to complain that he [...] More and more, I am finding that my fellow dominant women love to tease men who have pathetic little dicks. I mean, I know that everyone realizes we would never fuck a pathetic little prick… why would we, since we don’t have to? :giggle: But I am not so sure that you all realize how [...] I couldn’t help but giggle today when I was reading my Girlie Love’s hot blog… Mistress Tara. She has been looking for a real man for a while, but just like your phone sex Princess, she gets lots and lots of tiny little prick boys who are infatuated with the idea of a real man [...] I have heard men say that they have always given a woman pleasure, no matter what. Some men insist that every time they have sex with a woman, the woman has an orgasm. Well, let me clear up some misguided facts that need to be touched upon! First of all…. there are studies that show that [...] I have so many phone sex pets and guys who send me instant messages that want to be dominated, but they don’t really know what they want. For some reason, they think that we as Mistresses are some sort of mind readers… and while it is true that we can take a little bit of [...] Ahhh yes, the Small Penis Posse…. they have been in full force this week, and for some reason they have all corraled their cocklettes in to me! :giggle: I find it very amusing that such small dicklettes can cause such a big reaction to the loser that they are attached to… especially since they certainly [...] I was chatting with a horny stroker slut in instant message today, and he asked me what kinds of phone sex sessions I enjoy doing, and I must say that one of my favorite types of phone sessions to do is a role play session with my kinky sluts. I like doing them because I [...] |
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